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-- Socialize: Create a strong social network to raise the level of the
body's immune system., Does he go outside to check on
the grill even if he's only in his underwear? Does he park his car in the
driveway because the garage is full of seemingly useless items? Does he face
particular challenges in the fashion department, such as hole -ridden socks and
ill-fitting clothing? Is his entertainment center filled with vinyl records
and 8-tracks that should have been trashed long ago? Would he rather spend
his time grilling than doing almost anything else?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then your father is a true
Grilling Man.P.

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The industry employs
approximately 90,000 people, provides a $9 billion annual economic impact to
the state, and contributes hundreds of millions of dollars in tax revenues
that help support Florida's schools, roads and health care services.

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News About Cold Remedies May Confuse Americans

"YOU: The Owners Manual.

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Tried and True Advice to Help Fight Colds

LAKELAND, Fla., 2005.

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(2) Reduce stress by getting out of the situation." New York:
HarperCollins Publishers, Inc.

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One of the most powerful antioxidants, vitamin C is also key to supporting
the immune system's ability to fight colds and flu in the first place.

For more information, contact:
Rachel Greene
(312 ) 729-4240

Brooke Shannon
(312) 729-4402

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The Florida Department of Citrus is an executive agency of Florida
government charged with the marketing, research and regulation of the Florida
citrus industry.

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Is Your Father a True Grilling Man?

A survey identifying the habits and trends of grilling men was
commissioned by Blue Rhino(R), the #1 brand of propane tank exchange, which is
the fastest growing method for getting gas for grills.

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Once the coughing
and sneezing starts, grab a glass of 100 percent orange juice and heat up some
of your Mom's chicken soup.

Other Immune Boosting Tips Suggested By Dr.

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5%) of the 21-34 year old Grilling Men have gone
outside in their underwear to check on the grill,
- 52% of young Grilling Men (ages 21-34) have socks with holes in them
and 38% will wear worn out underwear, while 45-54 year old Grilling Men
are hanging on to clothes that no longer fit (67%) or are way out of
style (54%),
- 45-54 year old Grilling Men also fill their garages with old tools
(63%), speaker wire (60%) and old scraps of lumber (60%),
- 56% of 45-54 year old men still have vinyl albums around the house and
22% still have an 8-track,
- Grilling Men would rather grill than exercise (22 %), go fishing (38%),
watch sports on TV (45%), cook indoors (9%), do yard work (11%) or
clean the house (4%).

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However, some tried and true practical advice can go a long way in this
regard.

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According to Blue Rhino's 2005 Official Grilling Man
Survey(TM):
- Nearly half (48.

Blue Rhino(R) is a registered trademark of Ferrellgas, L.

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"Several studies suggest chicken soup
and vitamin C shorten the duration and severity of a cold.

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Each year, like clockwork , cold and flu
season peaks in January, leaving in its wake tired bodies, scratchy throats
and chronic coughing. When a cold strikes, the sick are often puzzled on what
helps and what is useless in helping the body fight a cold.
Rest and relaxation are also good stress reducers. Its activities are funded by a tax paid by growers on each
box of citrus that moves through commercial channels.

Remember, 'You can never smoke too much, drink too much or be too thin.

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The new findings may confuse Americans even more on how to fight a
cold. Oz
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Variety is important to keep the entire body
healthy.com.

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Blue Rhino Releases 2005 Official Grilling Man Survey

WINSTON-SALEM, N.

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The vitamin is found
naturally in citrus fruits and juices, as well as green peppers, tomatoes and
broccoli. Depression has been linked to infection,
presumably because depression inhibits the fighting ability of T
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A new report by the American College of
Chest Physicians questions the effectiveness of these, suggesting that their
key ingredients either may not work or are given in too low of a dose to be
effective.
"Since most Americans catch two to four colds a year, knowing what
actually helps fight a cold is important," says Mehmet Oz, M.D. Vitamin
C helps neutralize free radicals (harmful elements naturally occurring within
the body and through environmental factors) to help fight cell and tissue
damage that could lead to infections and diseases. Or, eating a healthy diet can help reduce inflammation and
boost the immune system overall.

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, With the New Year comes not only
resolutions, but the inevitable cold. Simply walking 30 minutes every day is the best way to get
started on an active routine.

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Now consumers may be wondering if they should count on cough syrups and
cough drops to relieve their agony., professor at
Columbia University and co-author of the New York Times bestseller "YOU: The
Owner's Manual" (HarperCollins, 2005). Oz suggests ways to boost the immune system to help prevent a cold
because, after all, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure:

-- Choose nutrient-rich foods: Include nutrient-dense foods rich with
flavanoids, folate, vitamin C, potassium and magnesium into every
meal. According to recent medical research, the link between
nutrition and one's health works two ways: Poor nutrition can lead to
chronic inflammation (the body's natural defense against disease)
thereby weakening the immune system to open the door to an array of
illnesses ." New York:
HarperCollins Publishers, Inc.

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-- Stay active: Strengthen the body 's immune system with moderate
physical activity.
The more stressed, the greater the risk of accidents, infection and
arterial aging. "YOU: The Owners Manual.

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(1) Boost your immune system through community involvement, and
time with your friends and family.
-- Manage stress: The way people respond to stress impacts their health. Research firm Quixote
Group polled more than 1,000 males age 21-55 that own and use a gas or
charcoal grill at least once a month to compile survey results.

To find out more about The Grilling Man, contact: Cincia Brooks ,
(336)544-2415, cbrooks@quixotegroup.

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, 2005.