Actual results may vary significantly from these forward-looking
statements based on a variety of factors.
You've drowsily stumbled into the bathroom in the dark and have fallen into
the toilet -- you soaked yourself, your pajamas and your ego because someone
left the toilet seat up. For more information, visit http://www.

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The statements contained herein
which are not historical facts are considered forward-looking
statements under federal securities laws.

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You've done that. Its familiar consumer tissue brands include Quilted Northern(R),
Angel Soft(R), Brawny(R), Sparkle(R), Soft 'n Gentle(R ), Mardi Gras(R),
So-Dri(R), Green Forest(R) and Vanity Fair(R), as well as the Dixie(R) brand
of disposable cups, plates and cutlery.

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About Georgia-Pacific
Headquartered at Atlanta , Georgia-Pacific is one of the world's leading
manufacturers and marketers of tissue, packaging, paper, building products and
related chemicals.

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Bully will be shown behind closed
doors in the Rockstar booth at E3 (324 South hall). "We fought hard to keep this title under wraps for ages and I
am thrilled that we can finally unveil it to people at E3.com for your favorite
Angel Soft Bathroom Moment video and be entered into a drawing for a $15,000
bathroom makeover.

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"
As a troublesome schoolboy, you'll laugh and cringe as you stand
up to bullies, get picked on by teachers, play pranks on malicious
kids, win or lose the girl, and ultimately learn to navigate the
obstacles of the fictitious reform school, Bullworth Academy.

Moms Lift the Lid on Hilariously Common Bathroom Moments

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Georgia-Pacific Corporation, the maker of Angel Soft(R) toilet paper, is
spotlighting those hilarious happenings in a series of funny video clips. The majority of moms
(82 percent) admit to having been caught by surprise "primping and waxing" by
a spouse or friend.

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"It turns out moms love talking about bathroom humor ," says Kate Laing,
Brand Manager for Angel Soft Toilet Paper, "We look forward to sharing these
video clips with them and hope moms enjoy a good laugh as they pass them along
to their girlfriends.

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Bully takes the Rockstar tradition of groundbreaking,
innovative, original gameplay and humorous tongue -in-cheek
storytelling to an entirely new setting: the schoolyard.
"We are really excited about the first title to be developed by
our Rockstar Vancouver studio," said Sam Houser, President of Rockstar
Games.angelsoftpresents.com to view the
Bathroom Moments commercials and forward their favorites to friends.

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In a survey out this week, more than 85 percent of American moms say they
can relate; confessing this and other all too familiar "bathroom moments" have
happened to them .

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angelsoftpresents.
The margin of error for this survey is +/- 2.

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Bully is the
brutally funny debut title from Rockstar Vancouver and is expected to
hit retail shelves in October 2005. A
total of 12 different bathroom moments have been created. This survey even found the small percentage of moms who
have sleepily brushed their teeth with something other than toothpaste and
were actually willing to talk about it (33 percent)! And, as a true testament
to the relevancy of the Angel Soft campaign, 1,000 moms actually provided a
write-in response about their own unique bathroom mishaps that included
getting caught singing in the shower, running out of toilet paper at a house
other than their own and knocking their jewelry into the toilet on a regular
basis. You
can also vote online at http://www.

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Consumers can log onto to http://www.

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About Take-Two Interactive Software

Headquartered in New York City, Take-Two Interactive Software,
Inc.com .

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(NASDAQ:TTWO) is proud to announce Bully for the PlayStation(R)2
computer entertainment system and Xbox(R) video game system from
Microsoft. The
Company has no obligation to update such forward-looking statements .

Nearly 73 percent of moms say they have mistakenly soaked themselves with the
showerhead when thinking they were about to run a bath. Sample size of
1,119 mothers between the ages of 25 and 49 with more than one child at home.

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is an integrated global developer, marketer, distributor and
publisher of interactive entertainment software games and accessories
for the PC, PlayStation (R) game console, PlayStation(R)2 computer
entertainment system, PSP(TM) handheld entertainment system , Xbox(R),
Nintendo GameCube(TM) and Game Boy(R) Advance.

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For more corporate and product
information please visit our website at www.

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Take-Two also
manufactures and markets video game accessories in Europe, North
America and the Asia Pacific region through its Joytech subsidiary.

take2games. With 2004 annual sales of $20 billion, the company employs
approximately 55,000 people at more than 300 locations in North America and
Europe.

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5%.

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com to
share your "Hilarious Bathroom Blunder" for a chance to win $10,000 cash. Georgia-Pacific's building products
manufacturing business has long been among the nation's leading suppliers of
building products to lumber and building materials dealers and large do-it-
yourself warehouse retailers.

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Potty Particulars
In a recent poll(1) of 1,119 moms nationwide, more than 80 percent said
they have experienced one of the "moments " featured in these quirky videos.

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All trademarks and copyrights contained herein are the property of
their respective holders.angelsoftpresents.

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Entertainment Editors/Technology Editors

NEW YORK----Rockstar Games, the
world-renowned publishing label of Take-Two Interactive Software , Inc. Such forward-looking
statements are based on the beliefs of our management as well as
assumptions made by and information currently available to them. These important factors are
described in the Company's Form 10-Q for the quarter ended January 31,
2005 in the section entitled "Cautionary Statement and Risk Factors"."
Who hasn't dropped their keys or cell phone in the toilet? How many times
have you been walked in on by a family member? Have you ever had to snoop
around someone else 's bathroom for some extra toilet paper? If you have a few
side-splitting moments of your own, visit http://www.

Jokes, gags, funny stories, and parodies about education.

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The Company publishes
and develops products through its wholly owned labels Rockstar Games,
2K Games and Global Star Software; and distributes products in North
America through its Jack of All Games subsidiary. Take-Two's common stock is publicly
traded on NASDAQ under the symbol TTWO.

(1) Survey conducted by Impulse Research, March 2005.

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Rockstar Games Announces Bully

The Company maintains sales and marketing offices in Cincinnati , New
York, Toronto, London, Paris, Munich, Madrid, Vienna, Milan, Sydney,
Breda (Netherlands) and Auckland.

Safe Harbor Statement under the Private Securities Reform Act of
1995: This press release contains forward-looking statements made in
reliance upon the safe harbor provisions of Section 27A of the
Securities Act of 1933, as amended, and Section 21E of the Securities
Exchange Act of 1934, as amended. Contest Offers Consumers the Chance to Win $10,000 for Their Silly Bathroom
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ATLANTA, You've been there. Six of the ads
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