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Oracle

Massive enterprise software concern Oracle (NASDAQ:ORCL) saw some
enterprising speculators visit its options pits during Thursday's
trading.Zacks.
This consolidation has taken ORCL below its 10-week and 20-week moving
averages, which themselves are setting up for a bearish crossover.
Click the following link to see the Weekly Chart of ORCL since
December 2003 with 10-Week and 20-Week Moving Averages:
http://www.com/addinfo

About Schaeffer's Investment Research (www. In celebration of their
contributions, Ajilon Office conducted a survey of the administrative
professionals it has placed in companies throughout the country to
find out how they view their role in the workplace . And, 55%
feel that the role of administrative professional offers a
deep understanding of how their company operates, making it
even easier to transition to another position. This will not only benefit them
but also the rest of the team, who will view the
administrative professional as part of the group rather than
an external support.

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Rigorous scientific studies have shown that
10 out of 10 people die.ereleases.
The current consensus estimate for the firm's third -quarter results
stands at 15 cents per share, a 25-percent improvement over year-ago
figures.

The out-of-the-money April 100
put (UTH PT) saw about 12,600 contracts power across the tape in
Thursday 's session.94 (in the 65th annual percentile) to its current 71st-percentile
reading of 3.com, is recognized as one of the leading
information sources for stock and options traders and was cited as the
top options website by both Forbes and Barron's.

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These call additions
resulted in a notable decline in the equity's SOIR, which dropped from
0. The shares are currently trying to muscle
through their March 4 all-time high into further unexplored territory.

Survey Methodology:

The current results are based upon questionnaires sent via e-mail
with a representative sample of 324 adults, 18 years of age or older.

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, Life isn't a utopia.

Schaeffer's Market Observation Features Oracle Phelps Dodge Merrill Lynch Utility HOLDRs Trust

This could
be interpreted as a sign of pessimism from the options crowd, as put
positions have come into fashion while call positions haven't seen as
much interest.99 million, its lowest reading since last May.

-- Make a timeline: Map out your career goals - include projects
you'd like to work on next month as well as where you'd like
to be in your career in five years.
Surveys were conducted between March 28 and April 4, 2005 .

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People have done and continue to do unspeakable
things to one another. Cancer
sucks.
-- Love .
-- Jobs/bosses/coworkers can be difficult. According to Zacks (www. While more than
five percent of the stock's available float is sold on the short side,
it would take these bearish players less than two sessions to erase
all of their bets.
The security's SOIR and short-interest factors , which imply
optimistic (or complacent) sentiment, combine with upbeat price action
to grant PD a Schaeffer's Equity Scorecard score of 4.5 (on a scale
from zero to 10).
The fund has earned a Schaeffer's Equity Scorecard rating of 8.com/method

Independence, training
and feedback lagged behind, with a respective demand of 19%,
12% and 9%.

-- Learn to read people: To ease the stress of dealing with
people's demands, take time to observe the working style of
each person you support.

Hate your job? Join the club.

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Learn and understand.
Click the following link to see the Schaeffer's Equity Scorecard
and Weekly Chart of PD since May 2004:
http: //www. http://www. Make sure they know
they are doing a good job and let other team members know as
well.

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The March 12 put (ORQ ON) and call (ORQ CN) (both of which
will expire at the end of trading today) saw more than 9,000 contracts
change hands. The call position saw its open-interest number surge to just
under 24,800 from less than 16,000.com), ORCL has topped Wall
Street's expectations in four of the past five quarters, matching
estimates on the remaining occasion.schaeffersresearch . Short interest on
UTH is relatively massive as well, judging by the instrument's
short-interest ratio of 18.schaeffersresearch.J.----National
Administrative Professionals Day - offices across America will be
showing appreciation to the administrative professionals who keep them
organized and keep operations flowing."

The following are highlights from the survey:

A must have?: 86% of administrative professionals acknowledge
that they are an integral part of their boss' success .

Riding the learning curve: The best job is one that you learn
from and 63% of administrative professionals believe that
their work has taught them skills they did not previously
have. However, given that administrative professionals
keep their bosses and departments organized , it is vital that their
contributions are acknowledged. So this Administrative Professionals
Day , make sure you recognize those who help keep you organized,
punctual and sharp.

-- Speak up: Don't be hesitant to offer your input on a
situation, especially if you have experience with a similar
scenario.

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April 15 is National That Sucks Day!

Further wariness is evidenced by last month's
32-percent increase in ORCL short interest.
ORCL hasn't committed to a direction lately , offering a valid
reason for why its sentiment indicators are a tad mixed.
Since then, the shares have been moving sideways-to-slightly-lower.schaeffersresearch. By and large, this sentiment indicator has been
moving sideways since dropping off significantly at January options
expiration. A longer -term view
shows the fund has more than doubled in value from its October 2002
low.

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According to the company's website, it is preparing to visit the
earnings confessional next Tuesday (March 22) after the closing bell. More than half of these were added as new open
interest, making this the site of heaviest put open interest in the
soon-to-be-front-month series. Trendline support has been important for UTH, which has been
buoyed higher by its 10-month, 10-week, and 20-week moving averages. Click here to
have the Schaeffer's commentaries delivered to you free via email
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Come and watch the fireworks!

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Business Editors

CINCINNATI----Today's Market
Observation features Oracle (NASDAQ:ORCL), Phelps Dodge (NYSE:PD ), and
Merrill Lynch Utility HOLDRs Trust (AMEX:UTH). The stock was
stopped out late last year near the site of its January 2004 peak. Throughout
this rally, the stock has enjoyed trendline support from its 10-week
and 20-week moving averages. Also, offer to pay for them to attend several
seminars or workshops throughout the year.

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net
and click on Sir Isuck Newton. The similarity in volume, strike
price, and open interest implies that yesterday's action may have been
some type of 11th-hour spread trade.79 (in the bottom 10 percent of the
past year's readings).
Checking in on other sentiment factors, PD short interest stands
at 4.
Consequently, the fund's SOIR spiked from Thursday's reading of
2.7.schaeffersresearch. The firm's website,
http://www. However, only 52% of these professionals feel valued and
appreciated.com

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Aging can be painful and costly.58, which is just five percent shy of a new annual peak.88 (in the 31st percentile) to 0.

Business Editors

SADDLE BROOK, N."
The survey results demonstrate that the majority of administrative
professionals view their role positively and their career outlook with
optimism.

-- Encourage input: Involve your administrative professional in
team meetings and decisions.

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Plenty of history and present day life sucks. For an in-depth review, go to http://www.thatsucks.
And the short-selling crowd is probably enduring losses these
days, as the UTH has been swinging higher for almost a year,
appreciating almost 40 percent since last April.SchaeffersResearch.com

Schaeffer's Investment Research, founded by Bernie Schaeffer in
1981, is a financial information and trading resources company.
A simple "well done" can go a long way. Being in-tune with each person's
likes and dislikes will help you develop a strategy to tackle
projects.

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Worse yet, some people don't have
jobs at all through no fault of their own.net we celebrate failure, incompetence, dissatisfaction,
disillusionment, mediocrity , frustration, vengeance, cynicism, futility,
chaos, apathy, anger, sarcasm, tomfoolery, buffoonery , and jackassery.thatsucks.net
E-mail: suckmeister@thatsucks. To receive a free email
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Phelps Dodge

Phelps Dodge (NYSE:PD) is a leading copper-mining firm. The lion's share of this volume ultimately
translated as new open interest on the in-the-money position, boosting
open-interest levels by more than three times. There are three "buy" or "strong buy"
designations on PD and one "strong sell" compared to nine noncommittal
"hold" ratings.

71% Of Administrative Professionals Agree They Are More Important Than Ever; Ajilon Office survey highlights importance of administrative professional role in

Ajilon Finance - previously AOC
Accountants On Call - specializes exclusively in the temporary and
permanent placement of premier accounting, finance and bookkeeping
professionals.

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Got something better to do on April 15? We thought not.
Celebrate National That Sucks Day .com. Schaeffer's Market
Observations are market-based reports that provide insight and
analysis from a unique and unbiased perspective. The out-of-the-money put position subsequently saw its
open interest rise to more than 24,800 contracts from less than
14,500. Furthermore, less than one percent of the
equity's available float is sold short, which is an uninspiring fact
for contrarian investors .com/wire?ID=12763+obspage=2

Merrill Lynch Utility HOLDRs Trust

The Utility HOLDRs Trust (AMEX:UTH) is an exchange-traded fund
that includes such heavily weighted components as Duke Energy , Exelon,
Southern Company, Williams Companies. It
publishes Bernie Schaeffer's Option Advisor , the nation's leading
options subscription newsletter. Keep this
conversation going in order to contribute to their career as
they contribute to yours. Try to understand components of a project
beyond what you are working on.

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April 15th is income tax pay day and quarterly estimated federal income
tax payers' due date.
-- The government taxes the average citizen to death. Public may be hedging its bets
on the stock, Wall Street collectively remains a big fan, suggested by
the 13 "strong buy" ratings, as reported by Zacks (www.98. In the front three-months' series, one-third of which
will be null and void after this evening, there are only 6,258 open
calls compared to nearly 25,000 open put contracts.

Moving on up: While 32% of administrative professionals are
finding fulfillment in their current positions, 50% believe
that the role is a stepping-stone to another job.

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Other relationships fail, too.

At ThatSucks.
Indeed, all things that suck. For more information,
visit http://www. Market Observations
are published on www. Nevertheless, all shorted
ORCL shares could be covered in less than one day's worth of trading
at the stock's average daily volume, offering relatively no
short-covering support. But, even
more importantly, the administrative professional today needs to be
the ultimate multi-tasker , able to be the go-to person for the harried
execs and bustling departments they support.

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-- Families can be dysfunctional.

Contact info:
Bruce Novotny
Web site URL: http://www.SchaeffersResearch.com - the home of Bernie
Schaeffer and Schaeffer's Investment Research. Less than half believe that their role commands the
respect it deserves. The North American
professional staffing division has three focus areas: Ajilon Finance,
Ajilon Office and Ajilon Legal. Ajilon has
more than 450 offices operating in 18 countries in North America,
Europe and Asia Pacific.

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SchaeffersResearch. According to the
survey, an overwhelming 71% of administrative professionals surveyed
attest that their job function has become more critical over the past
few years - this probably is not a surprise to their bosses and
colleagues who rely on them daily!
"The role of the administrative professional is not what it used
to be," said Neil S.

Gimme! Gimme!: When asked what intangible they would like more
of in the workplace, 29% requested increased responsibility
and 29% yearned for more involvement.
The following are tips for employers looking to aid in the
development of their administrative professional as well as tips for
administrative professionals looking to maximize their career:

For employers:

-- Show acknowledgement: Appreciation is a great motivation tool.

-- Wait your turn: While urgent projects are bound to crop up on
a daily basis, remember that you are most likely one of many
the administrative professional supports.

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Here are some cosmic constants that suck:
-- Life, health , and aging. Marriage often ends in divorce. While John Q. As such, the likelihood of a short-covering rally
on any good news is slim-to-none.0
out of 10 thanks to strong technical factors amid tepid sentiment
indicators.

-- Ask questions: If there's a project that interests you, ask
your supervisor if you can help out.

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Some people have to work at
two or more jobs to make ends meet.

During
Thursday's trading, the PD April 105 call (PD DA) saw nearly 8,300
contracts cross the tape.
A bit of optimism isn't necessarily surprising on PD, which has
maintained an upward trajectory for the past 10 months.com/wire?ID=12763+obspage=2

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"It's crucial that today's administrative professional be included
in team decisions," said Lebovits.

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The
Titanic sank on April 15.com),
along with six "buys. "Today's administrative professional has to be tech-savvy and
organized to stay on top of unprecedented information flow. "They tend to work with the most
people and touch the greatest number of projects - it's likely that
they have an acute sense of what's going on.

-- Open communications: Engage your administrative professional
in a conversation about their career, asking about their
strengths, weaknesses and professional goals. Perhaps if
they excel in creating presentations , appoint them as the
go-to person and make sure the rest of the employees know of
their specialty .

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SHAWNEE, Kan. Heart disease sucks. Being mindful of the
other projects they have will keep expectations in check and
allow for a more amicable, mutually beneficial partnership. Ask trusted colleagues
and bosses for an assessment of your strengths and weaknesses
to help develop yourself professionally . A copy of the
survey questionnaire can be provided upon request.

ABOUT AJILON PROFESSIONAL STAFFING, NORTH AMERICA

Ajilon Professional Staffing is a leading specialty staffing and
recruiting services firm and is part of the Adecco Group (ADO) - the
world's largest human resource solutions provider.

These people are no longer just muttering under their breath but are letting their frustrations show.

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Schaeffer's put/call open interest ratio (SOIR) for ORCL has been
steadily shuffling higher since late January and now weighs in at
0. Finally, analysts are relatively
lukewarm toward the shares. In other words, bearish short sellers
would require nearly one month, at the UTH average daily volume, to
repurchase their sold positions to stave off losses.
Click the following link to see the Schaeffer's Equity Scorecard
and Weekly Chart of UTH since April 2004 with 10-Week and 20-Week
Moving Averages:
http://www.SchaeffersResearch. Ajilon Office, previously Millennium Staffing , offers
clients executive administrative professionals on a temporary and
permanent basis.

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" On the reverse side, there is just one "strong
sell" designation, with 10 "hold" ratings camped in no -man's land.Zacks. Lebovits, CPA, president and COO of Ajilon
Office.

-- Train and develop: Push your administrative professional to
learn new skills and encourage ownership of tasks.

For administrative professionals:

-- Do some of your own PR: If you're feeling less than
acknowledged , make sure you let your supervisor know - in a
non-obvious way - the way you went above-and-beyond for a
specific project.

-- Seek knowledge: Look for opportunities to learn about other
job functions. The margin
of error is approximately plus or minus 5 percent. Ajilon Legal, previously Co-Counsel, places highly
qualified candidates in a wide range of specialized positions
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