Starting on Valentine's Day through February 28,
Cranky, the irritable and somewhat sarcastic cupid, is inviting
bad-date victims to submit their worst-date experiences through his
Web site, www.crankycupid.
"Dating is a game of chance , you never know what you are going to
get," said Cranky.

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Web
surfers can access the site at www .

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Dynamic and humorous. Entertaining, fun and unforgettable.com.

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WASHINGTON, 11 include:
* Joint Forces Dance Company members Emery Blackwell and Alito Alessi
explore new ways of communication between able-bodied people and people
with disabilities through a fast-paced , acrobatic dance form.com

About Musicland

Musicland Group Inc.

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This new musical play is a modern interpretation of the
Greek story.

Thanks to an off-color cupid , your worst date might actually turn
out to be your best. The company is expanding and
diversifying its key entertainment offerings to satisfy the changing
needs of its consumers.

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"Even cupids make mistakes, so I created the
'Bad-Date Sweepstakes' as retribution for those who have experienced
dating agony thanks to an uninhibited arrow.com) and Suncoast Motion Picture Company (suncoast.

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Persephone , daughter of the gods, journeys to the
underworld and discovers who she really is. Today as a
leader in arts-based teaching and learning, working through a nationwide
affiliate network and in over sixty countries, VSA arts serves more than five
million people around the world, VSA arts ' programs support key national
education goals: literacy and school readiness, teacher training, and parental
involvement in education.

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Tagged as being a site for lovesick Valentines or those just sick
of Valentine's Day, CrankyCupid.

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* Peter Cook, an internationally known Deaf performing artist, tells
original stories in American Sign Language and through pantomime,
acting , and movement. An energetic performer, Dave has been called a
taller Tom Hanks with the zaniness of Robin Williams. According to a recent survey from Sam Goody
stores, one third of survey respondents stated they don't plan for
Valentine's Day, making dating fiascos more likely this time of year.

For the
romantically-challenged, the site also has entertainment help
including top love songs , a music personality assessment to help set
the mood and compromise DVDs to keep harmony on Valentine 's Day.

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is a leading national specialty retailer of
music, movies and games that appeal to trend-conscious ,
entertainment-focused consumers.

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Business Editors/Entertainment Editors

MINNEAPOLIS ----Regardless if married
or single, we've all experienced it; the date that went incredibly
wrong .

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Whether an awkward moment, personality clash or just a train
wreck at first glance, it's the experience that defines the darker
side of the dating game.com), Media Play
(mediaplay.

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VSA arts Start With the Arts Family Festival at Union Station

* Dave Biro entertains with songs that range in style from Island Pop to
Funk and Rock to Rap.com offers visitors realistic advice
and observations on love, Valentine's Day survey results, humorous
blog entries and break up lines to get the point across.

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For music-related humor, as long as it is music that 'makes fun' of something, contains funny lyrics, and generally does not sell something, or highlight an individual band, artist, etc.

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Musicland operates more than 900 retail stores
and online under the names Sam Goody (samgoody.

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''Check Please!'' Cash in on Dates Gone Bad; Valentine's Day Spoof Site CrankyCupid.com Offers Sweepstakes for Worst Date Experiences

crankycupid.

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The cream-of-the-crop dating fiascos
will receive a gift card redeemable at nationwide Sam Goody, Suncoast
or Media Play stores.

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* Imagination Stage performs "Perfectly Persephone: Little Greek Myth" by
Kevin Kling.

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About VSA arts
VSA arts is an international nonprofit organization founded in 1974 by
Ambassador Jean Kennedy Smith to create a society where people with
disabilities learn through, participate in and enjoy the arts.

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* Kids on the Block puppets will enlighten children on the issues of
disability awareness, medical-educational differences, and social
concerns.com) in
48 states , Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands.