It's an evening of side-splitting humor that has a nation buzzing.businesswire. These firms are among the most advanced and highly
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"Seismic demographic , economic and political changes are reshaping the
issue of how Americans will fund their retirement ," said Ronald P.
Mellon Asset Management comprises Mellon's 12 investment management
subsidiaries worldwide.

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Mellon vice chairman and MAM president.

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Robert Capone Named Head of Defined Contribution for Mellon Financial

In this capacity, Capone will be working closely with Dreyfus' Strategic
Accounts group.

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LOS ANGELES----Following the hit
off-Broadway run, Ideal Entertainment Group and Magic Arts +
Entertainment are bringing THE MARIJUANA-LOGUES starring TOMMY CHONG
to cities across the North America beginning February of 2005."
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His primary goal is to increase Mellon's DC assets under
management by combining and leveraging the Mellon and Dreyfus sales channels. Mellon has approximately
$4.7 trillion in assets under management, administration or custody, including
$781 billion under management. News and other information about Mellon is
available at http://www.com.

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During Cheech and Chong's reign, they recorded six gold comedy
albums, including the 1974 Grammy winner "Los Cochinos," and starred
in seven films, most of which Chong co-wrote and directed such as "Up
in Smoke," one of Warner Bros. He holds an MBA from the Amos Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth
College.

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"Mellon has been and will continue to
be both a thought leader and business leader in helping the nation address
this enormous challenge."
Capone comes to Mellon after 10 years at Mercer HR Services and Putnam
Investments, both subsidiaries of Marsh + McLennan, where he recently was
Managing Director for Participant Services, responsible for $60 billion in
institutional and retail retirement assets and customer service delivery for
more than 2 million plan participants.

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(Disclaimer: This production does not glorify drug use.com/cgi-bin/mmg. In this new role, Capone will be
responsible for all DC investment-only activities at Mellon and for managing
efforts across the organization to expand Mellon's overall DC presence,
penetration and asset base. Before that, Capone spent three years at
Fidelity Investments, managing service delivery of $75 billion in DC plan
assets.

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Entertainment Editors
MULTIMEDIA AVAILABLE:
http://www.) From hazy to highbrow, THE MARIJUANA-LOGUES proves
that the stories surrounding the bud are as varied as those who
indulge.

Sometimes this humor comes from members of the groups themselves, when the group itself can 'take a joke', sometimes from enemies, when it can't.

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Tommy Chong Hits the Road with Marijuana-Logues Stage Show

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Feb 18 Orpheum Theatre Vancouver, BC 7:00 + 9:30 pm
Feb 19 Moore Theatre Seattle, WA 8:00 pm
Feb 20 Keller Auditorium Portland, OR 7:00 pm

Feb 25 Music Hall Tucson, AZ 7:30 pm
Feb 26 Wilshire Theatre Los Angeles, CA 7:00 + 10:00 pm

Mar 4 The Palace Theatre Cleveland, OH 7:30 pm
Mar 5 Royal Oak Music
Theatre Detroit, MI 7:30 + 10:00 pm

Mar 11 Palace of Fine Arts
Theatre San Francisco, CA 7:30 + 9:45 pm

Mar 18 Kezwick Theatre Glenside, PA 8:00 pm

Mar 25 State Theatre Minneapolis, MN 7:00 pm
Mar 26 Paramount Theatre Denver, CO 8:00 pm

Apr 16 Eureka Theatre Eureka, CA 6:00 + 9:00 pm

Apr 29 Count Basie Theatre Red Bank, NJ 8:00 pm
Apr 30 Canon Theatre Toronto, ON 7:00 + 9:30 pm

May 6 Pabst Theatre Milwaukee, WI 7:30 + 10:00 pm

MULTIMEDIA AVAILABLE:
http://www. Hiring Rob Capone marks an important step in our
retirement strategy and will ensure we are providing the right products,
services and solutions to the DC marketplace, now and into the future.

Also see /Society/Religion_and_Spirituality/Humor for jokes about groups joined by a common religion , and /Recreation/Humor/Regional for jokes about groups defined by location.

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The Associated Press raves, "THE MARIJUANA-LOGUES lights up NYC!
Emitting an air that is slightly subversive and laughter-inducing. Mellon Financial Corporation is a global financial
services company.

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Capone has joined Mellon Asset Management
(MAM) as Head of Defined Contribution (DC).

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Chong lights up the live theater stage with his unique perspective on
life.

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Humor about groups of people bound together by a common interest, from pets to railroads.

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Newsday adds, "A good time, man," and Entertainment Weekly praises the
show's "premium quality nuggets," while Time Out New York raves "it's
a damn fine piece of bong-fueled theater. Chong can
also be seen in his recurring role on Fox's "That 70's Show.PotShow.mellon.

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marijuanalogues. BOSTON, Mellon Financial Corporation
(NYSE: MEL) announced that Robert G. Headquartered in Pittsburgh, Mellon is one of the world's
leading providers of financial services for institutions, corporations and
high net worth individuals, providing institutional asset management , mutual
funds, private wealth management, asset servicing, payment solutions and
investor services , and treasury services.

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Capone will be based in Boston and report to MAM Chief Operating Officer
Scott Wennerholm. Previously, he was Director of
Relationship Management at Putnam.

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Chong , best known for his legendary contribution to American
counterculture in the comedy team Cheech + Chong, will continue with
THE MARIJUANA-LOGUES, a stage show written by Arj Barker, Doug Benson
and Tony Camin and directed by Jim Millan.' highest grossing features.