She couldn't even drive.
"Best Week Ever" is a production of VH1, with Sean Johnson serving as
Series Producer and Fred Graver as Executive Producer...
"Love Lounge " is executive produced by George Moll; David Osper and
Michael Maddocks are co-executive producers; Michael McNamara is the director;
Dennis Herzig is creative consultant.

VH1 connects viewers to the music, artists and pop culture that matter to
them most with series, specials, live events , exclusive online content and
public affairs initiatives.

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Acquisition Highlights:
- Acquired at forward twelve-month cap rate of 8.4%.P.com . Women told me of their exhaustion and
depression , and of their frustrations with the "uselessness" of their
husbands.
"The Surreal Life" is a production of Mindless Entertainment and 51
Pictures.

CELEBRITY FIT CLUB - 8 episodes
Eight brave celebrities will step forward and acknowledge that they've
been losing the battle of the bulge in the second season of this weekly hit
series.

BSTV - 16 episodes
People will do just about anything to become famous. What they don't know is that every audition is 100% fake.S.VH1.

Contacts: Brett Henne/VH1
212-846-6752


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The acquisition is expected
to close in March 2005. The
Hilton Santa Fe is also conveniently located near the Santa Fe Ski Basin and
minutes from legendary golf courses. The fourth season of "The Surreal
Life" featured former wrestler Joanie Laurer; Jane Wiedlin (The Go-Gos);
Christopher Knight ( "The Brady Bunch"); Verne Troyer ("Austin Powers"); model
Marcus Schenkenberg; rap star Da Brat; and Adrianne Curry ("America's Next Top
Model"). The third season made its series premiere on VH1 with the now
legendary cast of Dave Coulier, Flavor Flav, Jordan Knight, Brigitte Nielsen,
Ryan Starr and Charo. The new season premieres summer of 2005. MTV Networks also operates and offers joint ventures ,
licensing agreements and syndication deals whereby its programming can be seen
worldwide.

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8% and a forward twelve-month net operating income
capitalization rate of 8.5 million in brand PIP requirements and other improvements in 2005. EBITDA is defined as net income before interest, taxes,
depreciation and amortization.

BEST WEEK EVER
For over a year, VH1's this half-hour weekly series has captured the ups
and downs of pop culture - delivering "everything you loved, everything you
missed, and everything you have to see again," week after week. Michael Hirschorn and
Jim Ackerman also serve as Executive Producers.

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2 million in cash from Santa
Fe Hotel Joint Venture.1% and the
net operating income capitalization rate is 6.
These forward-looking statements are subject to known and unknown risks
and uncertainties, which could cause actual results to differ materially from
those anticipated, including, without limitation: general volatility of the
capital markets and the market price of our common stock; changes in our
business or investment strategy; availability , terms and deployment of
capital; availability of qualified personnel; changes in our industry and the
market in which we operate, interest rates or the general economy; and the
degree and nature of our competition. EBITDA yield is defined as trailing twelve
month EBITDA divided by the purchase price.
(615) 254-3376


As part of the
cover story: "The Myth of the Perfect Mother," Judith Warner adapts an
excerpt from her new book "Perfect Madness: Motherhood in the Age of Anxiety"
and Contributing Editor Anna Quindlen offers an essay on today's mothers:
"Moms Shouldn't Be Martyrs. They said they wished their lives could change. Or: You can
stay at home with your baby and live in a state of virtual, crazy-making
isolation because you can't afford a nanny, because there is no such thing as
part-time day care, and because your husband doesn't come home until 8:30 at
night.
Some of those solutions, she says, are tax subsidies to encourage corporations
to adopt family-friendly policies; government-mandated child care standards
and quality controls that can remove the fear and dread many working mothers
feel when they leave their children with others; flexible, affordable, locally
available, high-quality part-time day care so that stay-at -home moms can get a
life of their own; new initiatives to make it possible for mothers to work
part -time; and progressive tax policies that will transfer the nation's wealth
back to the middle class ."

http://www.S.

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Solid Rock Advisors, Inc. Each episode
provides a free-wheeling and funny review of the entertaining news and pop
culture developments that make the past week the "Best Week Ever" with comics,
actors and musicians providing their provocative, amusing and slightly twisted
takes on the high (and low) points of the big and small stories of the week. In Round Two , these clueless crooners are joined by their friends, who
have set them up for the prank, to encourage their awful singing and
ridiculous behavior. These discussions are punctuated by pop culture reflections of
love and relationships from comedic television and film. Each weekly episode invites
real people and celebrities to participate in what they believe to be casting
calls and pilot tapings for the latest, hottest new reality shows coming to
the tube.

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Ashford intends to invest an additional
$2. Bennett, President and CEO of Ashford Hospitality Trust, said,
"The Hilton Santa Fe is an excellent opportunity to add to our investment
portfolio a high quality hotel with a strong brand in a superb location. The new season premieres Sunday, May 16
"Motormouth" is a production of VH1..

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2x, EBITDA yield of 10. The hotel features three restaurants,
including the award-winning Pinon Grill, a courtyard oasis with poolside
fireplace and hot tub, fitness center, and wireless Internet access. Yet as mothers many women face 'choices' on the
order of: You can continue to pursue your professional dreams at the cost of
abandoning your children to long hours of inadequate child care. We live in a
perfection society now, in which it is possible to make our bodies last
longer , to manipulate our faces so the lines of laughter and distress are
wiped out.

'More More More . .. How Do You Like It?'

The new series
premieres, March 27. Rob
Moore and Paul Garner serve as executive producers for Ealing Studios and Jim
Biederman, Jill Leiderman Michael Hirschorn and Jim Ackerman are executive
producers for VH1.

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8%, EBITDA
multiple of 9.2x forward twelve -month EBITDA multiple,
an EBITDA yield of 10. The trailing twelve month unleveraged EBITDA yield is 8.
Certain statements and assumptions in this press release contain or are
based upon "forward-looking" information and are being made pursuant to the
safe harbor provisions of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of
1995.
The forward-looking statements included in this press release are only
made as of the date of this press release.msn. Each daily episode features contestants
from two cities, all unknowingly vying for the title of "Motormouth" for that
town as chosen by VH1. Round One catches the unsuspecting drivers singing
alone.
"The Fabulous Life ." is doled
out by our cast of accomplices, eager reality show wannabes and celebrities
always seem ready to believe any bogus concept for their chance at fame.

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Located in the heart of historic downtown
Santa Fe, the hotel is within walking distance to art galleries, shopping,
restaurants, museums and cultural sites.ahtreit.

Contact: Douglas Kessler
Chief Operating Officer and Head of Acquisitions
(972) 490-9600

Tripp Sullivan
Corporate Communications, Inc. "Women from Idaho to Oklahoma City to the suburbs
of Boston-in middle and upper middle class enclaves where there was time and
money to spend-told me of lives spent shuttling back and forth to more and
more absurd-seeming, high-pressured, time -demanding, utterly exhausting kids'
activities. The series first premiered in
January 2002 with "The Fabulous Life of Jennifer Lopez" and in subsequent
seasons has revealed the first class living of stars like Martha Stewart,
Paris Hilton, Nelly, and Usher. VH1 also has an array of digital services including VH1 Classic, VH1
Soul, VH Uno, VH1 Mega Hits and VH1 Country.

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The Hilton Santa Fe recently completed a $1."
Ashford Hospitality Trust is a self-administered real estate investment
trust focused on investing in the hospitality industry across all segments and
at all levels of the capital structure, including direct hotel investments,
first mortgages, mezzanine loans and sale -leaseback transactions. Such statements are subject
to numerous assumptions and uncertainties, many of which are outside Ashford's
control. Net operating income is the property's funds from operations
minus a capital expense reserve of 4% of gross revenues.com/cgi-bin/prnh/20050213/NYSU006 )
In her book, Warner writes about the women she interviewed from around the
country, about 150 in all.

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Opened in 1971, the Hilton Santa Fe has 157 rooms and 6,400 square feet of
state-of-the -art meeting space.
Remington Lodging + Hospitality, L. A capitalization rate is
determined by dividing the property's annual net operating income by the
purchase price. We are not obligated to publicly
update or revise any forward-looking statements, whether as a result of new
information , future events or circumstances, changes in expectations or
otherwise.
What the child-care guru D. " was developed by series producer Matt Sharp and
is executive produced by Matt Hanna and Michael Hirschorn. Each
concept is pulled off by our cast of professionally trained improv actors
posing as the show's producers and talent. VH1 is available in 87 million households in the
U.

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Additional
information can be found on the Company's web site at http://www."
(Photo: http://www.newscom . "Don't misunderstand: she didn't
sit on the floor and help us build with our Erector sets, didn 't haul us from
skating rink to piano lessons. Mark Cronin and Cris Abrego are executive producers . The series also includes results
from VH1 polls that gauge how the rest of America handles their own
relationships.

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. By our actions we tell them that being a mom-being their
mom-is a drag, powered by fear, self-doubt, and conformity, all the things we
are supposed to teach them to overcome.
New episodes premiere every Friday.

THE FABULOUS LIFE - 10 episodes
VH1's series "The Fabulous Life.

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The possible expansion for guestrooms,
spa and/or additional meeting space is also very attractive to us. "My mother
was great at what she did," writes Quindlen. We believe in the illusion of control, and nowhere has that become
more powerful-and more pernicious-than in the phenomenon of manic motherhood.
A Granada Television production, "Celebrity Fit Club" is executive
produced by Jim Ackerman and Matt Hanna for VH1.

MOTORMOUTH - 20 episodes
VH1's hidden camera series, is back with all-new group of America's worst
singers and most outrageous drivers. Throughout each episode, groups of
celebrities reveal aspects about their own relationships and give their
opinions about love, marriage and intimacy.

VH1 is a registered trademark of MTV Networks, a unit of Viacom
International Inc.

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will manage the property. The Message We Send
Our Children is Terrible,' Says Quindlen

NEW YORK, In the February 21 cover story (on
newsstands Monday, February 14) Newsweek examines how today's perfectionist
mothers are driving themselves and their kids crazy with the pressure to be
the ideal mother, while still being fit, sociable and sexy . I heard of whole towns turning out for a spot in the right ballet
class; of communities where the competition for the best camps, the best
coaches, and the best piano teachers rivaled that for admission to the best
private schools and colleges.

NEW SERIES
LOVE LOUNGE - 10 episodes
VH1's "Love Lounge" is a new half-hour nightly series that takes the
temperature of America 's relationships.

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Ashford to Acquire Hilton Santa Fe for $18.2 Million

These forward-looking statements are subject to risks and uncertainties."
Warner argues that for real change to happen, the country needs fewer
politicians talking about "family values" and politically palatable,
economically feasible solutions that can give mothers and families a break. But that conclusion, she says, is dead wrong. Winnicott once called 'the ordinary devoted
mother' is no longer good enough.'Surreal Life ,' 'Celebrity Fit Club,' 'Motormouth,' 'Best Week Ever' and 'The
Fabulous Life ' Return For New Seasons

VH1 Greenlights Two New Series 'Love Lounge' and 'BSTV'

NEW YORK, Following on the heels of its highest-
rated February in history, VH1 pumps up the volume by picking up new episodes
of some of its hottest series "Surreal Life, "Celebrity Fit Club,"
"Motormouth," Best Week Ever" and "The Fabulous Life" and launching two new
series "BSTV " and "Love Lounge. After being divided into two teams, the celebrity contestants will
endure the brutal VH1 Fit Camp led by the take-no-prisoners Marine Drill
Sergeant, Harvey Walden IV.com.

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8%, and value per key of
$116,000
- Provides entry to a market with high barriers to entry
- Ashford's direct hotel portfolio to increase to 55 assets
totaling 9,346 rooms

DALLAS, Ashford Hospitality Trust, Inc. The property generated revenues of $7.
Monty J."
"The idea that that's enough is a tough sell in our current culture, and
not simply because if one of my kids had been found wandering far from our
home there would have been a caseworker and a cop at the door. Kim Rozenfeld and Damla Dogan serve as
executives in charge of production for VH1. No matter how much "B.

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8%.2 million renovation that
included new bedding packages , soft goods and case goods in all rooms as well
as flat screen televisions. Such forward-looking statements include,
but are not limited to, the forward EBITDA multiple, the forward income
capitalization rate, the forward EBITDA yield, the expectation that the
transaction will close in March 2005, the impact of the transaction on our
business and future financial condition, our business and investment strategy,
our understanding of our competition and current market trends and
opportunities and projected capital expenditures. Funds from operations
("FFO"), as defined by the White Paper on FFO approved by the Board of
Governors of the National Association of Real Estate Investment Trusts
("NAREIT") in April 2002, represents net income (loss) computed in accordance
with generally accepted accounting principles ("GAAP"), excluding gains (or
losses) from sales or properties and extraordinary items as defined by GAAP,
plus depreciation and amortization of real estate assets, and net of
adjustments for the portion of these items related to unconsolidated entities
and joint ventures. But where she was
always felt like a safe place.W. Instead there is an uber-mom who bounces
from soccer field to school fair to play date until she falls into bed at the
end of the day, exhausted, her life somewhere between the Stations of the
Cross and a decathlon"
Quindlen says the problem with turning motherhood into martyrdom is that
there's no way to do it and have a good time.com/id/6959880/site /newsweek /


Connect with VH1 at http://www.

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The purchase price equates to a 9.
When we use the words "will likely result," "may," "anticipate," "estimate,"
"should," "expect," "believe ," "intend," or similar expressions, we intend to
identify forward-looking statements. These and other risk factors are more
fully discussed in Ashford's filings with the Securities and Exchange
Commission . In Round Three, VH1 ambushes the dashboard divas and
reveals that they have been caught singing on national television.

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(NYSE: AHT) announced it has signed a definitive agreement to acquire the
157-room Hilton Santa Fe in Santa Fe, NM, for $18.7 million
in 2004. Investors should not place undue
reliance on these forward-looking statements.. But they had no idea
of how to make that happen. At the end
of each episode, the dubious vocalists square off as we crown that episode's
Ultimate Motormouth. VH1 executives in charge of
production are Jeff Olde and Jill Modabber. Welcome to VH1's new
social experiment that delights in pushing people's limits to find out just
how much they'll take for TV fame and fortune.

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And in an essay about her generation, Contributing Editor Anna Quindlen
writes that by today's standards of mothering, her mother would have been
considered a bust. At the end of
each week, they will face the loneliest walk on television as they step on the
scales to get weighed individually and then as a team on the biggest weighing
scales in the world.

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represented Ashford. With
the high barrier to entry in the historic downtown area and the stable
operating environment in the market, we believe there is a significant
opportunity to increase the RevPAR penetration and EBITDA flow through of this
asset once the renovation is completed."

RETURNING SERIES

THE SURREAL LIFE - 10 episodes
They're baack!! A new magnificent seven will move into "The Surreal Life"
mansion in the Hollywood hills to face new adventures and maybe new love in
the fifth season of this weekly series. Team challenges range from Tae Bo with Billy
Blanks to swim relays and a grueling weekly fitness assessment.

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NEWSWEEK COVER: 'The Myth of the Perfect Mother'

Women Across the Country Complain of Exhaustion, Depression and Frustration
With Raising Kids in Today's Society, Says Warner; Society, Govt Need to Offer
Concrete Family-Friendly Solutions

'If We Create a Never-Ending Spin Cycle of Have-Tos Because We're Trying to
Expiate Senseless Guilt About Working or Not Working . "If we create a never -ending
spin cycle of have-tos because we're trying to expiate senseless guilt about
working or not working, trying to keep up with the woman at school whose kid
gets A's because she writes the papers herself, the message we send our
children is terrible.." is back for its third season with more
baubles, bling, and big rides than ever before. The
series premieres Sunday, May 16.
"BSTV" is a production of VH1 in conjunction with Ealing Studios.

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"Most of us in this generation grew up believing that we had fantastic,
unlimited, freedom of choice.msnbc.

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