, Saturday, Feb. commercial on the Johnny Light(TM). It delivers that all year long
and teaches gender respect while improving household harmony , hygiene
and personal safety, all for less than $14.jpg
"Our device was originally intended as a gentle reminder to boys
and men to 'put the seat down,' to resolve the contentious issue of
lid up versus lid down and to develop gender respect," says
co-inventor Bill Bradford, CEO of Johnny Light, Inc.com.

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com beginning June 25 while quantities remain. For more
information, visit http: //www. The
gadget dismisses the need for disturbing overhead lights and warns
women against those dreaded late-night "splashdowns" that embarrass,
enrage and humiliate unsuspecting victims.151.wmv .
It also can be ordered by phone, 888-566-5483 or at
www.com.

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Also on that date, NCCRA co-founder Katie
Couric will make a live appearance with philosophy's Founder and CEO, Cristina
Carlino, on QVC to talk about the need for greater awareness about colorectal
cancer, especially among women , who often underestimate their risk for the
disease. "But we can't do it alone. Other divisions /subsidiaries
include QVC.cgi?eid=4807839

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Popular London-Based TV Program to Showcase
Johnny Light Commercial on Feb ."
The bathroom accessory has received media attention as far away as
England and Italy and even been praised on a Japanese blog.
"You can't monogram or engrave it, but I guarantee it will be an
unforgettable Valentine's Day gift, party favor or housewarming
present," Bradford emphasizes . "Its glow warms every woman's heart who
has suffered a cold, wet indignity.

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Colorectal cancer is the second leading cause of cancer-related death for
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" For more information, visit http://www. The unit tucks in
a sanitary position, "out of harm's way" from splashing and
contamination. in Burleson, Texas.S.S. Any person who gives or installs
one wins both laughter and instant favor from his or her loved one --
mother , wife, girlfriend, parent.

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That's why QVC and philosophy are donating 100% of
the net proceeds from the sale of 20,000 units of Laughing Gas to EIF's NCCRA,
helping fund its educational efforts about the importance of medical screening
for those 50 and over and other at-risk individuals. We are so grateful to Ray Romano for
dedicating his time and efforts to help us generate funds for EIF's NCCRA
through the sales of philosophy's Laughing Gas," said Holly Rutkowski, QVC
vice president of Information Services, the division that oversees the
company's philanthropic contributions."
Laughing Gas will be available through QVC at 800.m. "A Johnny Light is a lot less expensive than a
marriage counselor or an orthopedic surgeon!"
More than 100,000 lights have been sold to date , due to its
growing popularity as an 'anytime gift'.8/rbj/JohnnyLightSmall.

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S. delivery requires two to three days.
"Our device was originally intended as a gentle reminder to boys
and men to 'put the seat down,' to resolve the long-running battle of
the sexes in the bathroom: lid up versus lid down and to develop
gender respect," says co-inventor Bill Bradford, CEO of Johnny Light,
Inc . The U. Now the product is turning up as birthday and housewarming
gifts, as wedding favors, at bridal showers and bachelor/ bachelorette
parties, and at new apartment and dorm move-ins.

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in Burleson,
Texas.75 for multiple
units.com/cgi-bin/mmg."
More than 100,000 of the lights have been sold to date, due to its
growing popularity as an 'anytime gift'. RBJ's sales generally
increase around Mother's Day, Father's Day and during the Christmas
holidays.

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QVC reaches
over 87 million homes in the United States. airing at 9 p.8/rbj/JohnnyLightSmall.
The dandy device has proven to be a thoughtful , practical, unique
and memorable gift for Valentine's Day.com/images/pkg2a. The U.
The Johnny Light can "light the way to family harmony" all year
long, Bradford contends. "Its glow warms every
woman's heart who has suffered a cold, wet indignity. Any person who
gives or installs one wins both laughter and instant favor from his or
her loved one -- mother, wife, girlfriend, parent.'"


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Looking for an affordable Valentine's Day gift that is thoughtful,
practical , unique and unforgettable? The patented Johnny Light(TM)
delivers that all year long and teaches gender respect while improving
household harmony, hygiene and personal safety, all for less than $14.50, including batteries,
plus a $1. Delivery requires two to three days.

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"QVC is committed to supporting philanthropic causes that affect our
customers and their loved ones.

Gadget Gift Helps Lovers and Spouses See the Light; Johnny Light Improves Gender Respect Harmony Hygiene Safety

S.

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In the public service announcement, Romano uses his lighthearted wit to
promote the sale of philosophy's Laughing Gas product during a special QVC
launch on June 25 at 9:30 AM (ET). The QVC Studio Tour is located at the company's world
headquarters in West Chester, Pa.

'Denis Norden 's Laughter File' Includes Johnny Light; U.S. Gadget Helps Lovers Spouses See the Light

S.S. A Johnny Light
commercial will be showcased February 5, 2005 on "Denis Norden's
(12th) Laughter File," a production of London Weekend Television which
features pranks, practical jokes, behind the scenes fun, bloopers and
foreign commercials.

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Romano Toots Tune-in to June 25th QVC Debut of philosophy 's Laughing Gas
Benefiting EIF's National Colorectal Cancer Research Alliance

WEST CHESTER, Pa.7 billion company, is an e-commerce leader, marketing a
wide variety of brand name products in such categories as home furnishings,
licensed products, fashion, beauty, electronics and fine jewelry.wmv
The patented Johnny Light, activated by a gravity switch when the
commode seat is raised, dismisses the need for disturbing overhead
lights and warns women against those dreaded late -night "splashdowns"
that embarrass, enrage and humiliate unsuspecting victims. It also
has shown up on gadget, parenting, environmental, bridal and romance
web sites in the United States.businesswire .

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org.eifoundation.S.
Tests indicate the two-battery set lasts up to six months with
typical use or provides light for six straight days. A 2004 Norden show attracted more than 8 million
viewers and a 36% share of the British Isles television audience.
The Johnny Light fits 94% of American commodes , requires no tools
to install and sells for $10 to $13 nationally in more than 1,000
stores of a major home improvement chain, as well as upscale lighting.johnnylight. only), even if
multiple units are ordered.

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com, Q Direct, Q Records and Video, QVC @, QVC Local, QVC
ProductWorks.nccra.
The program airs on the United Kingdom's biggest commercial
broadcaster ITV1 (www. (Photo URL:
http: //www.
The Johnny Light can "light the way to family harmony" all year
long, Bradford contends .businesswire.

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, Ray Romano introduces a new kind
of Laughing Gas, a delicious-smelling bathroom spray created by philosophy, in
a public service announcement airing on 700 cable affiliates.345., a $5 .

About the Entertainment Industry Foundation
A philanthropic leader of the entertainment industry, the Entertainment
Industry Foundation has distributed hundreds of millions of dollars - and
provided countless volunteer hours - to support charitable initiatives
addressing some of the most critical issues facing society today.242.
It also can be ordered by phone, 888-566-5483 or at
http://johnnylight. U."
The bathroom accessory has received media attention as far away as
England and Italy and even been praised on a Japanese blog. price is $12.

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"If a little humor helps people
talk about a potentially embarrassing subject, then I'm happy to lend my
voice.80 for shipping/handling fee for one and $3.johnnylight.com/images/pkg2a. Parents have even written us that it has speeded the potty
training process for their young boys.cgi?eid=4807839


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itv .
Tests indicate the two-battery set lasts up to six months with
typical use or provides light for six straight days. "It preserves dignity and creates household
peace.

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S.

About EIF 's NCCRA
EIF's NCCRA is dedicated to the eradication of colon cancer by promoting
education about the importance of early medical screening and funding
cutting-edge research to develop better tests, treatments and, ultimately, a
cure. The NCCRA was co-founded by journalist Katie Couric, cancer activist
Lilly Tartikoff, and the Entertainment Industry Foundation.eif.

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CORRECTED VERSION: Ray Romano Brings 'Potty Humor' to New Campaign With QVC philosophy and Entertainment Industry Foundation

As a result of
the attention EIF's NCCRA and NBC's TODAY show have focused on colorectal
cancer , the number of colonoscopy screenings has increased almost 20% since
March 2000. Parents have even written us that it has speeded the potty
training process for their young boys. It also
has shown up on gadget, parenting, environmental, bridal and romance
web sites in the United States.'"

MULTIMEDIA AVAILABLE:
http://www.

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QVC. 12,
will showcase a U. The U. price is $12.242.

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Money raised will also
support cutting-edge research to develop better tests, treatments and,
ultimately , a cure for colorectal cancer. "Ray's humor and heartfelt appeal will
undoubtedly attract a significant number of viewers, and help further the
remarkable work of the Entertainment Industry Foundation . The unique
night light for the toilet is creating amusement and appreciation from
both genders in the ongoing "battle of the sexes" in the bathroom.
The show, which features pranks, practical jokes, behind the
scenes fun, bloopers and foreign commercials, attracted more than 8
million viewers and a 36% TV audience share for its Christmas Special.
A humorous 60-second video of the Johnny Light can be seen at:
http://209.
The Johnny Light fits 94% of American commodes, requires no tools
to install and sells for $10 to $13 in more than 1,000 stores of a
major U. home improvement chain, as well as upscale lighting stores. "It preserves dignity and creates household
peace.
"You can't monogram or engrave it, but I guarantee it will be an
unforgettable gift," Bradford emphasizes . It casts a soft green glow in the toilet bowl that's
easy on sleepy eyes and improves hygiene.

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"
"My belief is that philosophy can change more than skin, we can change
lives," said Carlino .1515 or
http://www.org.com) in Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Channel Islands, Isle of Man and adjacent areas. Census reports that more Americans were injured
in 1998 by their toilet (48,964 ) than while using a hammer (45,426),"
Bradford noted. RBJ's sales generally
increase around Mother 's/Father's Day and during Christmas holidays.S. It casts a soft green glow in the toilet bowl that's
easy on sleepy eyes and improves hygiene. (Photo URL:
www. The unit tucks in
a sanitary position , "out of harm's way" from splashing and
contamination.

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Researchers at the University of Michigan have dubbed this the
"Couric Effect.50, including batteries,
plus $2.
The Johnny Light -- a small, green night light for the toilet - is
activated by a gravity switch when the commode seat is raised.
"Also, older persons have been known to break their hips when
falling into a toilet bowl. The U. It says, 'I love and respect you.

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Teaming up with great
partners like QVC and the Entertainment Industry Foundation, we are supporting
some of the most promising medical research in the country .

About QVC
QVC, Inc.jpg
A humorous 60-second video can be seen at:
http://209 . Census reports that more
Americans were injured in 1998 by their toilet (48,964) than while
using a hammer (45,426)," Bradford noted.com/cgi-bin/mmg.

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But the
comedian's promotional efforts are no laughing matter - the QVC/philosophy
fundraising campaign will benefit the Entertainment Industry Foundation's
National Colorectal Cancer Research Alliance (EIF's NCCRA).
"A bout of laughter is healthy, but when it comes to colon cancer, early
detection is the best medicine," said Romano .

Entertainment Editors

DALLAS----

Johnny Light(TM) Improves Gender Respect, Harmony , Hygiene, Safety

"Denis Norden's 12th Laughter File," a highly popular production
of London Weekend Television Ltd.151.johnny-light.
"Also, older persons have broken their hips when falling into a
toilet bowl.
Now the product is turning up as birthday and housewarming gifts, as
wedding favors, at bridal showers and bachelor/ bachelorette parties,
and at new apartment and dorm move -ins. It says, 'I love
and respect you. "Frankly, a Johnny Light is
a lot less expensive than either a marriage counselor or an orthopedic
surgeon.50 one-time shipping/handling fee (U.

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